Safaris
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Save Phil!
Hi my name is Phil O. Safari, an average joe hoping you can help him with super problem. On my 18th birthday, I found out that (1) the Greek gods do in fact exist, (2) I was the worthless son of Zeus, and (3) he likes nothing better than to fry me, but Athena persuaded him to give me one chance to prove myself. If I succeed, I will be granted a super power. So now I’m charged with the Herculean task of changing the lives of 1000 people. Find out how it happened in the Intro. You can help me by reading about my safaris into the wilderness of the real world and passing them on to your friends. More readers means more chances to change lives. Keep track of my progress with the counter at the bottom of this page. Super Phil or Phil-a-ment? My fate is in your hands! |
Table of Contents
Story - To help you make some chronological sense from my Billy Pilgrim-esque tale, heres is some back story.
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Biz cents - I accepted a government job thinking it would be cushy and give me time and energy to write. Instead, I ended up with a one way ticket to Office Hell. But at least some people can see how NOT to run an organization.
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Game high - When the real work sucks, there is always the World of Warcrack to dull the pain.
Live smart
“What are you saying? That I can dodge bullets?”
“No. When you are ready; you won’t have to.”
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