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I approach the end of 2008 with mixed emotions. I’m happy because we got a leader who might (shockingly) have some leadership ability, but we will miss out the comic genius that is Sarah Palin. I’m comforted by the fact that she might be the Republican candidate in 2012. She’s got the talent, but she needs to work on being more succinct. With enough practice, Palin might just become the female version of Dubya.

Enjoy these Palinisms

“Ohh, good, thank you, yes.” –Sarah Palin, after a notorious Canadian prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler’s “Nailin Paylin,” Nov. 1, 2008 (Learn more about the prank call)

“If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations then I don’t know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media.” –Sarah Palin, getting First Amendment rights backwards while suggesting that criticism of her is unconstitutional, radio interview with WMAL-AM, Oct. 31, 2008

“John McCain and I, and our camps, are working together to get John McCain elected.” –Sarah Palin, denying reports that she is “going rogue” while suggesting there are separate Palin and McCain camps, Oct. 27, 2008

“I would hope at least that those protesters have the courage and the honor of thanking our veterans for giving them the right to protest!” –Sarah Palin, confusing supporters at a campaign rally who had shouted “We can’t hear you!” and “Louder!”, Richmond, Va., Oct. 13, 2008

“All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.” –Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

“They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.” –Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008

“I’m the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t.’” –Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor’s office without approval of the city council

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